How do i make my miata more masculine?

It was a gift from my parents, and i didn't want to tell them it was a girly car...Are there any mods i can make to have it look less barbie-esque?How do i make my miata more masculine?
dude, just tell your parents that it was sweet, and then flip it (make sure you're wearing a seatbelt) then when the insurance money comes, you can buy a cadillac...
That's easy, stud...tie a dead deer to the hood.How do i make my miata more masculine?
GET A LIFE!

This type of attitude is just the reason I love my 90 Miata.

I love making you little boys eat my dust in your macho machines.

I hope you get that macho ride you wish for so that all your girl friends know that you are controlled by what lives in your short hairs. It saves us girls a lot of time, we will know you are a wannabe when you get that "masculine" ride. We will play you like a top and drop you like a rock, just to see you cry.
Wow. Just wow.

Free car, and its not good enough. For shame!



It is NOT a girly car, you will realize this when you grow up a little.



Mods, lower it, new rims and lower profile tires. Cat back exhaust, add some paint (ghost flames, striping, whatever).



Autocross it. No girly car (whatever the hell that means) can handle an autocross the way this nimble little machine can.



Be very grateful your parents have given you such a wonderful gift, most kids dont even get help with insurance.How do i make my miata more masculine?
Get a new paint job with a Transformers motif. Definitely won't look Barbie-esque then.
Be confident in your sexuality;

like the transformers idea...

and the transvestite one

But, to be honest, I don't know-try ALL of the mods the others listed...or total it and get another.
Get some really mean mud flaps - yeah!
Autocross it!!!! If you are aggressive enough you might accomplish the flip someone mentioned earlier.



If you are too tall for it and you are staring at the top of the windshield, take some of the foam out of the seat.
there idiots go to monster miata.com if you get that motor but it in its rated in the top 10 fastest cars in the world
Get a wide body kit, or just some pumped fenders. Wide wheel wells always look hot. Also, deep dish (negative offset) wheels will give you a very "bling bling" look.
it's not the car, it's the driver.
Some people just will not realize what they have till it is gone.

Like the girl that wanted a vett, instead of an SHO, because the SHO was not a "sports car", never mind that the SHO is twice the car that a vett is on a road course, not to bad on the freeway either. I owned one, and the Vetts learned to leave it alone.

As for the Miata, I do hope you can get rid of it, because if you feel you have got to flaunt it, you ain't got it.

In short no matter what you drive your attitude shows you are a girlie bou.

The most radical redesign kit for a Miata is here:

http://www.flyinmiata.com/westfield/
check out skyjacker for a lift kit and start dipping so when you spit out the winder yous can gets ya some uh them redneck racin stripes!
Strap it to the hood of your pick up truck and use it as a hood ornament,,thats probably the only way.
Gee, what a problem you have. Mommy and Daddy bought you your first car instead of making you have to get your first car in high school by having a part time job and maintaining your grades or just having graduated college and getting your first car after your first couple of months of a steady job. The horror, it was probably brand new as well.



Why not enjoy the fact your folks got you a car in the first place. Why not be gratefull for what you have, instead of being ungratefull and acting almost like a spoiled child.



Lastly, if you feel like such a girl in this car, give it back to Mommy and Daddy and tell them point blank it is too girly and you need to have them spend even more of their hard earned money modify it, because you can not be gratefull for all of what they did do for you. Cause guess what, no matter how much money they spend on this car and you...you are one of those folks who is never gonna be happy.
Dual exhaust pointed straight up, brush guard on the front, and a grill mounted wench.
Your question isn't valid. It's not a barbie car. In your case it's a real sports car being driven by a barbie driver (you). ...or you have some kind of hidden agenda you're not capable of being honest about.



Some day after you grow up you'll understand this. In the meantime, you're just another moron trying to stir up trouble.
Are you sure you want to date women?



It's okay to be the fem in the couple.
Become a transvestite. Problem solved.
LOL..sorry. Miatas are uber-feminine. Sell it. Buy a Jeep.